What? I'm being chastised by someone who keeps posting and posting here and doesn't even know enough to leave a joke? Buzz off.
> SLEEPING
>
> A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
> Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud
> shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
>
> Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may
> know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
>
> The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."
>
> Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi
> driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the
> Kingdom of Heaven."
>
> The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and
> it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I
> am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three
> years."
>
> Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take
> this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of
> Heaven."
>
> "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver
> and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
>
> "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you
> preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
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