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To: Wooly who wrote (12417)	11/8/1999 9:14:00 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) of 62550

Ok...if you guys are quite finished... Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Calgary Park when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Flame's Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Flame's fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we're in Calgary, I just assumed you were." said the reporter, and starts again. "Stampeder's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack!" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Stampeder fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Calgary was either for the Flames or Stampeders. Then what sports team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm an Oiler's fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Edmonton Kills Beloved Family Pet"

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