A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the
station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead
of schedule, at 2 in the morning.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into
the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife
sleepily sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug
store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting
headache." "Certainly, honey," he said. Feeling his way across the dark
room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the
pharmacist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick,
right?" "Yeah, sure. So?" said the officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?" |
