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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (12431)11/10/1999 12:19:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a
pathologist.

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the
pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't
sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting
in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law somewhere.
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