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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: dewey holland who wrote (1631)4/14/1997 11:17:00 PM
From: uri vaughan cummings   of 62559
 
He goes to his local gun shop buys the latest bear hunting
equipment. Off he trots to the forest looking for his first of many kills
He happens upon a clearing in the forest with big brown bear sound
asleep in the middle of the clearing The old man creeps up to the
sleeping bear and pumps his 12 gauge shot gun at the bears head.
After the dust clears the bear has vanished! The old man feels a
tap on his shoulder,he looks back to see the giant bear standing
behind him The bear asked "Um, Hunting are we?". The old man
nods his head in total suprise at the talking bear The bear says " I
can tear you apart, or you can bend over a let me bugger you up
the arse, you choose !" The man takes the latter option, wakes up
two days later very sore indeed He fleas back to gun shop for some
heavier artillary, runs back to the forest to the "again sleeping
bear" in the clearing and lets the bear have it in the back of the
head, with a rocket lancher. Again the dust clears and the bear is
missing! Again the tap on the sholder and the question "Er, hunting
agin are we?" Once again the man is buggered by the talking bear.
This time he runs to gun shop,(as best he can) and buys everything,
He races back to the clearing, and lets all hell break loose on the
sleeping bear After all the smoke and dust cleared, the bear is
missing! Once again the poor old man feels a tap on his shoulder.
The bear, with a little grin on his cheek, says "your not really here
for the hunting are you?"
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