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To: James Wang who wrote (1639)4/16/1997 12:50:00 AM
From: Ian Mahoney   of 62589
 
Speaking of recipies...

HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE

INGREDIENTS:
1 Cup Water,
1 Cup Sugar,
4 Large Eggs,
2 Cups Dried Fruit,
1 tsp. Baking Soda,
1 Cup Brown Sugar,
4 Whole Lemons
1/2 Cup mixed nuts,
1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey
salt to taste,

1. Take a large mixing bowl. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

2. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in the bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

3. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and then chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

4. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Quarter four lemons. Huh? Whatever. Now sift the lemmen juice and strain your nuts.

5. Add one table. and a spoon. Of sugar or somefiing. Whatever
you can find.

6. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Dontt forget
to beat off the turner. Thfrow the bowl out the window, check the
whisky agin and go to bed.
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