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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Sarkie who wrote (12449)11/21/1999 2:47:00 PM
From: Susan G  Read Replies (1) of 62557
 
Signs You Have Had Too Much of the 90?s

1. You tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

4. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

5. You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready and
he
emails you back asking, "What's for dinner?"

6. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

7. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you
haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

8. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college
roommate
used to play.

9. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
it
contains Echinacea.

10. You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

11. Your grandmother clogs up your email inbox, asking you to send her
JPEG
file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do
not
have email addresses.

14. If you can't order it by midnight and have it delivered by noon
the
next day, it is just too slow.

15. Your stockbroker's name ends in .com.

16. A blind date means chatting online with someone you haven't met
before.

17. Most of your books are bought online. "Real world" bookstores are
now
prized as your favorite cafe to hang out, work and meet people of the
opposite sex.

18. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to
work.

19. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what kind of work
you do.

20. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive
restaurant in town within the same week.

21. You think a "half-day" means leaving at five o'clock.

22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out
of the
backseat of your car.

23. You faxed your Christmas list to your parents.

24. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

25. You get most of your jokes via email instead of in person
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