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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Will C. who wrote (1641)4/16/1997 4:18:00 PM
From: uri vaughan cummings   of 62590
 
ALLEGEDLY TRUE STORIES:

A friend of a guy in the Nutrition School at Tufts was one of the lucky
passengers onboard a Northwest Airlines flight to Boston during
hurricane "Bob". The captain did his best to skirt the edge of the
storm, but it was a pretty rough ride just the same - rough enough
that the flight attendants were ordered to strap themselves into their
seats for about half an hour, and many of the passengers were putting
the little plastic-lined bags in their seat pockets to good use. When the
turbulence finally abated, the flight attendants unbuckled themselves,
and the captain's voice came on over the intercom.

"Well, folks, that was quite some ride, wasn't it? But we came through
it fine, just the way we always do, and I'm happy to report that it looks
like the remainder of our trip should be much calmer. On behalf of
myself and today's flight crew, I'd like to thank you very much for
your calmness and cooperation, and extend our best wishes for a
pleasant stay in Boston."

After a short pause and several clicks "Jesus Christ - whatta bitchin'
ride? Boy - I sure could use a cup of good strong coffee and a blow
job, right about now."

As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin to inform
the captain that his intercom was still on, one of the passengers called
after her, "Don't forget the coffee?!"
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