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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: The Philosopher who wrote (12615)11/28/1999 10:45:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Panda
> >
> >A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
> >eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the
> >panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?
> >You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda
> >yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
> >
> >The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
> >panda:
> >
> >"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct
> >black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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