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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Edwarda who wrote (12657)11/28/1999 2:54:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.
Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and
descended on the farm in force. When they got there,
the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed
with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line
that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended
upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the
crew or the President's staff.

To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field
not too far away as if nothing at all happened
They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked,
panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did."
The man muttered unconcernedly.

"Do you realize that is the President
of the United States airplane?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?", the agent gasped.

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out."
The farmer sighed, cutting off his
tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself.
Took most of the morning."

"The President of the United States is DEAD?"
The agent gulped in disbelief.

"Well,"the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get
back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ...but you know what a liar he is."
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