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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tommy Hicks who wrote (12679)11/29/1999 6:40:00 PM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
>> >"The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked
>> >readers to take any word from the dictionary,
>> >alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
>> >one letter, and supply a new definition.
>> >Here are some of the winners:
>> >
>> >1. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>> >
>> >2. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for
>> > the purpose of getting laid.
>> >
>> >3. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
>> > up on walls.
>> >
>> >4. Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
>> >
>> >5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
>> > wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
>> >
>> >6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
>> > are running late.
>> >
>> >7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
>> >
>> >8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
>> >
>> >9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending
>> > off all these really bad vibes,
>> > right? And then, like, the Earth
>> > explodes and it's, like, a serious
>> > bummer.
>> >
>> >10. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
>> > seem smarter when they come at
>> > you rapidly.
>> >
>> >11. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
>> > which lasts until you realize it
>> > was your money to start with.
>> >
>> >12. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole."
>>
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