Subject: Facts of Life
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig?s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (bastards)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour. (still not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only animal species
that have sex for pleasure
(and yet, there's that pig thing...).
On average people fear spiders more than
death. You are more likely
to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous
spider.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmm....I wonder if pigs
know about this?)
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every
day. (how do pigs...)
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming
one-tenth of a calorie. (way
to work that muscle!)
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their
bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight
and falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(huh?... what side do pigs fall over on?)
Polar bears are left-handed. (what's with those pigs?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes
the catfish rank #1 for an animal having the most taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its own body length, it's
like a human jumping
the length of a football field. (... so that means the average human is
10.29 inches in length?)
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head, before it
starves to death.
(politicians can live their entire lives without a head on their shoulders)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males
head off. (Honey, I'm
home.. What the...!!).
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(bastards...there aren't enough hours
in a day for pigs to match that!)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (and men think with
their pants, so what.)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(pigs, pigs, pigs....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (...in case you
ever wonder what
that wet spot is when you're in a night club)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (so what...
my eyes are often
bigger than my stomach)
Starfish haven't got brains. (just like politicians!)
After reading all these, all I can say is "Damn Pigs!" |
