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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: E who wrote (12725)12/3/1999 10:43:00 PM
From: Chris K.  Read Replies (2) of 62562
 
Anyone in for a good laugh or a good cry ??

And we think we have had bad days!!!
This actually is true-it was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it!
Below is a true story(?) about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. Revenge, this way, can be sweet, eh?:
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the
crowd.He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone
for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party.
He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open
the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his
best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of
them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the
wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Fuck you," he turned to the
bride and said "Fuck you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm out of here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most
of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was
wrong. His revenge? Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300
guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what
did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e.
their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we
just live in it.
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