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To: E who wrote (12729)	12/5/1999 1:05:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) of 62559

If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard-sleeper sleep with. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather...kinky is using the whole chicken. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaah"? About three inches. What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One....Men will screw anything. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam!" What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A Stick. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? They're hiring. Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit-bull. What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber? A robber snatches watches. Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly a man comes along, flings open his trench coat and flashes them. Two have a stroke but the third doesn't cause her arms aren't long enough. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.

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