A few more jokes
Q: What do Japanese men do when they have erections? A: Vote.
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Steve, not the brightest guy in the world, went duck hunting with his friend Randy. A flock of ducks flew over head and Randy shot at them. One fell down on the beach, dead. Steve walked over and looked at it. "Hey, Randy," he said,
"that was a waste of ammunition to shoot that duck. The fall alone would have killed it."
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A beautiful but aging woman goes into a bar filled with photos of famous boxers. A man sits down next to her and says, "Hey, this is supposed to be a bar for boxing fans."
"Are you kidding? I'm the biggest boxing fan in the world."
"You are?" says the man, happy to find a woman who shares his interests. "Why, I'm such a big boxing fan," she continues, that I have a tattoo of Mike Tyson on one thigh and a tattoo of
Evander Holyfeld on the other. Wanna see them?"
"Sure," says the man, downing his scotch.
The woman hikes up her skirt, spreads her legs, and grabs the man's head and shoves it down there. "Can you see Iron Mike? Can you see Evander?" she asks.
The man comes up for air and say,
"Yeah, I saw them both, but you didn't say you had Don King in the middle."
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A Polish family is sitting in the living room.
The wife turns to the husband and says,
"Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."
Sent 12/3/99
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A rather bookish young man goes into a whorehouse to seek
entertainment. He goes up to the madam and says,
"Madam, I'd like woman for the evening."
The Madam says, "Sir, I'm afraid all the girls are taken tonight, but if you'd
care to, I'm available."
So the guy and the madam go into a bedroom and get undressed. As he
takes off his clothes, she looks him over and she notices that, flaccid, he's
only two inches long.
But then the guy says, "Rise, Caesar!" And his cock rises to a full 12
inches.
So they have a great time, and after about five hours the madam is very
impressed.
"Sir," she says, "this has been one of the most pleasurable evenings of my
life. I was wondering if you'd mind if I called the girls in so they could have a
look at you. You're really something special, you know."
But the guy says, "No, madam, no. I have come to bury Caesar, not to
praise him."
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They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good.
He's dead? Good. |
