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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Mephisto who wrote (12717)12/6/1999 1:29:00 PM
From: Tecinvestor  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
The Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been
dating very long, after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right
note: romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister,
he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white
gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties
for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed
up the items and the sister got the gloves and the
sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents, the young man sealed the package and
sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not
in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the
evening. If it had not been for your sister, I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons,
but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought
them from showed me the pair she had been wearing
for the past three weeks and they were hardly
soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she
looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the
first time, as no doubt other hands will come
in contact with them before I have a chance to
see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally
be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during
the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me
on Friday night. All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little fur showing."
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