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To: High Grader who wrote (12774)	12/8/1999 11:52:00 AM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (3) of 62558

A scantily dressed girl goes to confession. “Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday.” “Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??” the priest asked. “Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission.” “Do you mean like this??” He touches her arm. “Yes, Father.” “That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch.” “But Father, he also touched my breasts.” “You mean like this??” He touches her breasts. “Yes, Father.” “That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.” “But Father, he took off my clothes.” “Like this??” He takes off her clothes. “Yes, Father.” “That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.” “But Father, he put his you-know-what, in my you-know-where.” “Like this??” He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where. “Y-Y-Yes Father,” she says sometime later. “But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.” “But Father, he has Herpes.” "Why that son-of-a-bitch"!!!!!

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