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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (12748)12/11/1999 11:55:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
An elderly woman walked into a liquor store with two guns,
pointed them at the shop-keeper and said "Give me six bottles
of scotch whiskey, all the money in the till, and then I want
you to take me into your storeroom and make love to me."

The shopkeeper got her the six bottles of scotch, emptied the
money from the till into the old woman's handbag, and then
went with her into the storeroom and made love to her.

In the excitement the old lady dropped the guns on the floor.
The shop-keeper paused a moment, then said "Madam, could you
please pick up your guns again, I'm expecting my wife to
arrive any minute."
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