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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12772)12/11/1999 12:06:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (3) of 62558
 
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her
dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was
really humping away and the lady was frantically trying to
break them up, to no avail. A small boy walked up and stuck
his finger in the Rots ass, and the action immediately stopped.

The lady was amazed. "How did you do that?" she asked.

The little boy said, "That's my dog! He can dish it out, but
he can't take it!"

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A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of cheating
on her. The rural housewife went back to the back of the house
and returned with the family's .22 caliber rifle. Aiming the
weapon at her husband's balls she said, "I'm gonna turn a bull
into a steer, John!"

"No no!" pleaded John. "Not like this! C'mon, Judy, give me a
sporting chance, darlin!"

"All right. I will. You can set 'em to swinging..."
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