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To: Mephisto who wrote (12810)12/12/1999 1:38:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Mouse Balls

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently
was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all
seriousness... This memo is from an unnamed computer company.
It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite serious.

The engineers were rolling on the floor.
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Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of
this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder
than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the
pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off
method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive However, excessive
handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing
his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary
items."
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