Three guys found themselves in Hell: Bob, Dave, and Greg. A
little confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a
door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest
woman they had ever seen.
She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the
Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bob, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Bob was whisked through the door by a group of lesser
demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both
jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more
disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7'
tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Dave, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Dave, like Bob, was whisked off.
Greg, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the
worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open,
he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Greg jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then |
