Introducing - White Trash Barbie.
>
>She's larger and meaner than them other prissy,
>stuck-up, think-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl
>can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special
>trailer-park friend.
>
>Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
>a) Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
>b) A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (It's on sale!)
>to refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
>c) Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*, halter top and sandals.
> (*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to
> Alabama.)
>
>Waffle House uniform sold separately.
>
>Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair with black roots showing.
>
>Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's
>pregnant...again!
>
>Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases, including :
> "I tol' jew #$%&@* kids to git the hell outta
> my yard!",
> "Git me anuther beer, baybee.",
> "Whur's my #$%&@* cigarettes?", and more.
>
>Also Available:
>
>Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained
>carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat, Rufus. Trailer
>disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset. (Sold separately).
>
>Barbie dream car. 1982 Camaro in mix-n'- match colors and smokin'
>chokin' exhaust,* and coat hanger radio antenna.
>Holds two white Trash Barbies. (Sold separately).
>
> *Smoke non-toxic unless breathed.
>
>Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickin' leg action and PimpSlap backhand.
>With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is
>pulled.
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>Married life Ken with beer-bustin' expanding waist*. Molded to
>recliner, with TV remote, beer, chips. Says
>
> "Shut up woman." and "Git me a beer."
>
> (*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)
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