NEVADA 1999-2000 SEASON AND BAG LIMIT ON ATTORNEYS
1. Any person with a valid Nevada hunting license may harvest
attorneys.
2. Attorneys may be taken with traps and deadfalls. Currency may
not be used as bait.
3. Attorneys may not be killed with a motorized vehicle. If
accidentally struck, the hunter should move the carcass to the
roadside, and proceed to a car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a
snowmobile, watercraft, or aircraft. Marked police vehicles may be
used as shooting platforms.
5. It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH," "AMBULANCE," or "FREE
SCOTCH" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW or
Mercedes dealerships.
7. It is unlawful for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter,
drug dealer, female law clerk, sheep, accident victim, physician,
bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
8. Care should be used so as not to endanger any remaining species.
We would not want a repetition of the disaster that followed the "no
limit" season on the subspecies "Honest Lawyer." That particular
variety is now extinct. Excessive harvesting of other species could
dry up the supply of palm grease, cheap three-piece suits, and
forked tongues that efficient dressing of lawyers' carcasses yield.
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