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To: Mephisto who wrote (12929)	12/31/1999 5:27:00 PM
From: XPLAY	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Dedicated to Moosehead Beer! Why, I ask. Why??? -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him. If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? **Is it possible to be totally partial?

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