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To: Lone Star who wrote (1682)	4/22/1997 1:35:00 PM
From: dewey holland	of 62585

This New Yorker was on vacation in the Ozark Mountains. While on a nature hike one day he was separated from his family and got lost. While following what he thought was a path back to camp, he wound up deeper in the forest. After hours of roaming he sees a man in bib overalls and barefoot carrying a shotgun and a brown jug. This yankee had seen the movie "Deliverance" and knew it was time to hide, lest yee squeal like a pig. While he began looking for a suitable shrub to duck behind, he hears; "Hey Boy, you damn sure look like a revenuer?" He looks toward the hillbilly and sees the business end of the shotgun 3 « inches from his nose. He says "No, I'm not. I got lost and..." "Shut up and drink". Said the hillbilly as he thrust the jug forward. "No thank you, Sir. I...." "Shut up and drink". Said the hillbilly as he pulls the hammer back on his shotgun. The yankee takes the jug and slowly raises it to his lips. The caustic fumes from the insidious concoction triggered a gag reflex and he lowered the jug. "Drink or your buzzard bait! screeched the hillbilly. Again he raises the jug to his lips and quickly tilts his head back and allows a small amount of the liquid into his mouth. His eyes water. His nose burns. He squints hard as he forces the liquid down. The after taste was a bouquet of rancid road kill and kerosene. His knees buckled as gravity multiplied. The world began to spin. His eyes were stuck shut and his face held a scowl that would make a stale corpse jealous. "My God man, That is the most repulsive substance I have ever had to ingest." Said the yankee. "I know that, boy. Now quit yer belly-achin' and hold the gun on me while I get a drink."

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