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To: XPLAY who wrote (12930)	1/1/2000 10:43:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) of 62549

There was a rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the Rabbi's pay situation. As you can imagine, there was much yelling and bickering. Finally, the rabbi got up on the bima and spoke to his flock. "Having children is an act of GOD!", shouted the Rabbi. In the back of the sanctuary, a little man with full white beard and yarmulke rose and shouted in his frail voice, "Snowing and raining are also acts of GOD. But we wear rubbers!"

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