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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (12934)1/2/2000 9:20:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Last of the Jokes

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement.
"You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just rippedyour balls off!"
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Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for MARRIED MEN published by Playboy

A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month...
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Two men were talking. "My son asked me what I did during the Sexual Revolution," said one. "I told him I was captured early and spent the duration doing the dishes.
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