think you had a bad few days in the market.
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just
looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First,
I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,
outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I
found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do
nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab
driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet
in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with
the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and
drink my poison..." |
