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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Pami who wrote (12971)1/8/2000 5:51:00 PM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (3) of 62549
 
> Famous Jewish Movies
>
> 1. Gonif with the Wind - a thief tries to acquire ownership of
Tara
>
> through a forged deed.
>
> 2. The Putzman Rings Twice - a mohel murder mystery
>
> 3. Schnorer Rae - a freeloader tries to get in on the union
movement
>
> 4. Balaboosta Cockburn - John Wayne's wife memorizes Grossinger
> cookbook
>
> 5. The Good, the Chabbad, and the Ugly - a kosher noodle western
>
> 6. Moby Dreck - Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the whale
>
> 7. The Cincinnati Yid - Steve McQueen uses some of his poker
> winnings to
> start a reform congregation
>
> 8. Litvak Big Man - Dustin Hoffman learns that his parents are
an
> American Indian and a Lithuanian immigrant
>
> 9. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kibbitzer - Paul Newman and
Robert
>
> Redford do some standup shtick while they rob their victims
>
> 10. Bridge over the River Kvetch - the extras complain that
whistling
> the
> theme song dries out their mouth and hurts their lips
>
> 11. The Creature from the Black Latke - an overdone potato pancake
> turns
> into a monster
>
> 12. Mamza Poppins - a talented nanny has questions about her birth
> legitimacy
>
> 13. The Matzo Candidate - Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into
thinking
> it's
> always Passover
>
> 14. Mister Schnapps Goes to Washington - Jimmy Stewart thinks he's
> still
> filming Harvey
>
> 15. Driedls of the Lost Ark - Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games
>
> 16. Aleph Doesn't Live Here Anymore - neither the waitress nor the
old
>
> Hebrew school can be found
>
> 17. Borscht-time for Bonzo - Ronald Regan tries to train an
Ashkenazy
> monkey
>
> 18. Singing in the Ch'rain - Gene Kelly gets horseradish on his
> umbrella

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