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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Pami who wrote (12965)1/9/2000 3:54:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Hi, Pam!

>Things people say about dogs,...
>
>
>"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99
>cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
> -- Joe Weinstein
>
>"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
>known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons will."
> -- James Thurber
>
>"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a
>person with pets."
> -- Nora Ephron
>
>"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
>are wonderful."
> -- Ann Landers
>
>"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
>should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
>him."
> -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
>
>"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of
>the most fond memories!"
> -- Dr. Tom Cat
>
>"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
> -- Ben Williams
>
>"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
> -- Edward Abbey
>
>"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
>it look like the dog did it."
> -- Unknown
>
>"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
>tail."
> -- Unknown

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