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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Edwarda who wrote (12977)1/10/2000 7:08:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Another Little Old Lady Joke
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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily
hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks
the sales clerk: "D-d-do y-you h-h-have d-d-dildos?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."

The old woman then asks: D-d-do y-y-you h-h-have a-a-a p-p-pink one,
t-t-ten inches-s-s l-l-long a-a-and a-b-bout t-t-two inches-s-s
th-th-thick-k-k?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"C-c-can y-y-you t-t-tell m-m-me how-w-w t-t-to t-t-turn t-t-the
f-f-fuckin' th-th-thing-g off-f-f?"
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