Great Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
M: "Is this seat empty?"
W: "Yeah, and this one will be too if you sit down."
M: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
W: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
M: "Your place or mine?"W: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
M: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
W: "It's in the phone book."
M: "But I don't know your name."
W: "That's in the phone book too."
M: "So, what do you do for a living?"
W: "I'm a female impersonator."
M: "What sign were you born under?"
W: "No Parking."
M: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
W: "STOP"
M: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" W: "Unfertilized."
M: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
W: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
M: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
W: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
M: "I know how to please a woman."
W: "Then please leave me alone."
M: "I want to give myself to you."
W: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
M: "I can tell that you want me."
W: "Oooohh. You are sooo right. I want you to leave."
M: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
W: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
M: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" W: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
M: "Your body is like a temple."
W: "Sorry, there are no services today."
M: "I'd go through anything for you."
W: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
M: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
W: "Yes, but would you stay there?" |
