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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12989)1/11/2000 12:58:00 PM
From: Carol Putnam  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Yao...but short on the biomed arena! Try this one for a laugh.....

Kentucky Computer Glossary

LOG ON - Making da wood stove hotter
LOG OFF - Don't add wood
MONITOR - Keep an eye on da wood stove
MEGAHERTZ - When a big log drops on your bare foot in da morning
FLOPPY DISK - What you get from piling too much wood
RAM - Da hydraulic thing that makes da woodsplitter work
DRIVE - Getting home during most of the winter in Kentucky
PROMPT - What you wish da mail was during the snow season
ENTER - Come on in
WINDOWS - What you shut when it gets 10 below
SCREEN - What is a must during black fly season
CHIP - What you munch during Wildcat's games
MICROCHIP - What's left in da bag when da chips are gone
MODEM - What you did to da hay fields last July
DOT MATRIX - Eino Matrix's wife
LAPTOP- Where da grandkids sit
KEYBOARD - Whare you're supposed to put da keys so da wife can find em
SOFTWARE - Them plastic picnic utensils, eh?
MOUSE - What leaves those little turds in da cupboard
MAINFRAME - Da part of da sauna that holds up da roof
PORT - Where da commercial fishin boats dock
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY - Whan you can't remember how much you
spent on da new deer rifle when Wifee asks about it
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