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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12992)	1/12/2000 1:15:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) of 62549

At school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and asked, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?" Little Robert raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on little Susie Marie. Little Susie said "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Ferrari." The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?" He responded, "Because my mom had her boobs stuffed with it, and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

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