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To: MikeyT who wrote (13028)	1/14/2000 1:27:00 PM
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10 things you would never know if it weren't for Hollywood movies: 1. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving. 2. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 3. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 4. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. 6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. 7. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. 8. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 9. Guns are like disposable razors-if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always find a new one. 10.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

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