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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Sarkie who wrote (13030)1/14/2000 5:48:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap;
1 toothbrush;
1 tube of toothpaste;
1 loaf of bread;
1 pint of milk;
1 single serving of cereal;
1 single serving frozen dinner;
1 can of Soup For One; and
1 16oz can of Miller Lite.

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, “Single, are you?”

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, “How did you guess?”

He replies, “Because you're ugly.
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