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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Edwarda who wrote (12977)1/15/2000 11:24:00 PM
From: Pami  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Hi, Edwarda!

Loved the doggy post...thanks!

EXERCISE

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

-pam
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