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SOUTH CAROLINA STATE PATROL
Two Yankees are driving through South Carolina, when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick,
the driver rolls down the window and WHACK! ...
The trooper smacked him right on top of the head with the stick.
The driver finally comes to and asks, "What the hell was that for!?"
The Trooper says, "You're in South Carolina, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
Not wanting to make his situation with the law any worse, the driver
says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down, and WHACK!
The trooper smacks him with the nightstick also. After he recovers, the somewhat dazed passenger asks,
"Holy smokes, Man!! ... What did you do that for?"
The cop answers, "Just making your wishes come true."
Still incredulous, the passenger follows up with, "Huh?"
The Trooper says, "I know how you Yankees are!
Two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that redneck bastard had tried that stuff with me!'" |
