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To: Barney who wrote (13089)	1/19/2000 10:35:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) of 62549

A guy who had problems with premature ejaculation went to a s*x shop for a remedy. The clerk handed him a little yellow can and said, "This is Stay-Hard Spray; put on a little and you can go all night!" Delighted, the guy took it home, stowed it on a kitchen shelf and waited eagerly for bedtime. When the kids were all asleep, he sprayed some on and went upstairs to his wife. However, it seemed to make him quicker than ever. The next day he returned to the shop, slammed the can down on the counter and snapped, "This stuff makes me worse than before!" The clerk examined the can and said, "By any chance, did you happen to hide this stuff on a kitchen shelf?" "Yeah. But how did you ..." "You must have grabbed the wrong can. This is Easy-Off." ////////////////////// A blonde escaped a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen on the street below held a blanket for her to jump into. The firemen yelled to the blonde, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The blonde hollerd back, "No! You'll pull the blanket away!" "No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!" "Look," the blonde said, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it ..."

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