How to Identify where the driver is from..
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> 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
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> 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
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> 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
> all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
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> 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly
> on accelerator: Boston.
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> 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf
> cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with
> gun in lap: Los Angeles.
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> 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
> quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
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> 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
> head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
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> 8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
> phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
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> 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
> alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and
> both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
> Texas.
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> 10. Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear
> window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to
> antenna: West Virginia.
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> 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
> above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left
> lane with the left blinker on: Florida. |
