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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (13140)1/23/2000 10:20:00 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (3) of 62559
 
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical.
As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began
muttering, "Oh oh!"
The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur.
Do you smoke?"
"No," replied the man.
"Do you drink in excess?"
"No." replied the man.
"Do you have a sex life?"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to
give up half your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old man said, "Which half - the looking or the
thinking?"
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