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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Bald Man from Mars who wrote (13143)1/23/2000 11:18:00 AM
From: SteveJerseyShore  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
The Elephant and the Mouse

An elephant and a mouse are walking together through the jungle when the
elephant falls into a very large hole. The hole is so>large that try as
he might, the elephant is unable to climb out.

So the mouse says, "Hang around, I'll get something to drag you out
with" and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving a
Porsche and with a rope tied to the bumper bar and he drags the elephant
out of the hole.

The two friends continue their stroll through the jungle when all of a
sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant immediately stands
over the hole and squatting over it, lowers his penis so the mouse can
grab it and lift himself out of the hole.

The moral of this story is that "IF YOUR DICK IS LONG ENOUGH YOU DON'T
NEED A PORSCHE."
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