I think this was on the thread before, but a long while back. It poposed up again and still struck me as funny.
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's
a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front
door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he
asks.That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby
replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a
movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw?
I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he
asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father,
"Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately
revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes
downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to
go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date
out the front door. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and
screams at her father:
"DAMMIT, DAD ! THE TWIST!! ..... IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!"
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