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To: Chris Stovin who wrote (13181)	1/26/2000 12:39:00 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (1) of 62562

Sorry, couldn't find the full K-K joke book. But these are from the K-K sections from other joke books. They were one to a page, making faxing unreasonable, so I decided to just give you the punch lines; you can fill in the rest. For example, expand Hairy up and finish these ridiculous jokes. to Knock knock Who's there? Hairy Hairy who? Hairy up and finish these ridiculous jokes. So here is a bunch of monster and ghost KK punchlines. Obviously, you can modify them any way you want to once you have the ideas. Monster KK Jokes: Phil my face -- is it getting furry? Bloody, can you spare a dime? Howl we know you're not a werewolf? Juan more monster knock knock joke, please. Hank you for your contribution to Dracula's blood bank! Bat you can't wait to read more of these jokes! Ivan awful headache ever since Godzilla stepped on me! Ghost KK Jokes: Ken I hide in the closet with you? Radio not, here I come! Police let me in there! Max no difference who I am. Just let me in! Dismay seem funny to you, but I'm scared! Luke out! There's a ghost right behind you! [Soup] Soup-er natural beings are in this house! Dawn leave me alone! Owl you know to let me in if I don't knock? And, my favorite from elsewhere: Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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