Some of these belong on this thread, some belong on another thread...but I don't know where, so here goes.
REAL MOTHERS
Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't
have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen
utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors,
filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough
doesn't come out of shag carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what the
vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask "why me?" and get their answer
when a little voice says, "Because I love you."
Real Mothers know that a child's growth is
not measured by height, or years, or grade...
It is marked by the progression of Mama to
Mom to Mother...
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The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A
whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really
know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother
doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's
hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's
way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a
little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's
get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would
have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it
over with Mom.
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The beauty of a woman Is not in the
clothes she wears, The figure that
she carries, Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in
her eyes, Because that is
the doorway to her heart, the place where
love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial
mole, But true beauty in a
woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
And the beauty of a woman with passing
years-only grows!
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Did you know...There are 3 BILLION women
who don't look like super
models and only 8 who do?
Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12.
If Barbie were a real woman, she'd have to
walk on all fours due to her proportions.
The average American woman weighs 144 lb.
and wears between a size 12 and 14.
If shop mannequins were real women, they'd
be too thin to menstruate.
One out of every 4 college aged women has
an eating disorder.
The models in the magazines are
airbrushed-they're not perfect!
A psychological study in 1995 found that 3
minutes spent looking at
models in a fashion magazine caused 70% of
women to feel depressed, guilty and shameful.
Models who twenty years ago weighed 8%
less than the average woman,
today weigh 23% less.
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An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is
nothing," on the blackboard and directed
the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is
nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man
is nothing."
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