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To: The Philosopher who wrote (13216)	1/29/2000 2:16:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (3) of 62562

>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN MONTANA WHEN: >> >> >> The wind is faster than your truck. >> You own more than four pairs of gloves. >> Every other vehicle is a 4x4. >> The sun goes down, you start looking for your coat. >> In March your vehicle is 43% mud. >> You leave your keys in your car and the next morning it's still there. >> You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool. >> Wolves are naturally free and house cats are on a leash. >> You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick". >> The elevation exceeds the population. >> Monday night football starts at 7:00, instead of 9:00 >> The jug of milk on your porch is frozen. >> You've broken down on the highway and someone stops to help you......and you trust them! >> You can pay for a "Big Mac" with a personal check. >> Drive by shootings only happen on the evening news, in big cities. >> There's a Bison in your lane. >> Your central heating system is fueled by large logs. >> You can see the stars at night. >> People drive 200+ miles to shop at a real mall. >> Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse. >> You got a set of new snow tires for Valentines day. >> Your minister shows up Sunday morning wearing Carhartt coveralls. >> More than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is Elk. >> The term "wind chill factor" is part of your daily vocabulary. >> The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house. >> You only paid $5.00 to cut your own Douglas Fir Christmas tree. >> Your backyard smells like sage brush (or the nearest feedlot). >> You put on a pair of snowboots to get the morning paper. >> You enjoy a hot chocolate more than a margarita. >> A girls' basketball game fills the school gym. >> You put the car heater on your list of best friends. >> You slept through the night unawakened by a siren..or a train! >> A rodeo is more popular than a Madonna concert. >> Tractors are a normal part of traffic. >> You use your back porch as a freezer from Oct. to April >> Your telephone book is smaller than most magazines. >> You have made Jerky at least once in your life. >> You love the BIG SKY.

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