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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Edwarda who wrote (13379)2/10/2000 12:23:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
Abraham, an old Jewish immigrant, is a yarn merchant. He lives in New Jersey next door to the biggest Anti-Semite in town. One day the Anti-Semite calls up Abraham and says, "Hey Jew!!!...I want to buy a piece of orange yarn. The length must be from the tip of your nose to the tip
of your penis, and I want it delivered tomorrow."

Abe says "OK"

The next morning the Anti-Semite is awoken at 7am by the sound of trucks. He runs outside to see the trucks dumping truckload after truckload of orange yarn in his front yard. Soon the yard is a sea of orange yarn 5feet deep.

Abe then presents a bill for $12,000 to the Anti-Semite. The guy starts yelling and screaming at Abe. He says, "Jew, what are you doing to me? I asked you for a piece of yarn from the end of your nose to the tip of your penis. Look at this place. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Abe replies, "The tip of my penis is in Poland."
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