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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13396)2/10/2000 12:29:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
A five year-old and a four-year old were upstairs in their bedroom "You
know what?" says the five-year old. "I think it's about time we start
swearing."

The four-year old nods his head in approval. The five-year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say "Hell"
and you say "ass", okay?"

The four-year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the five-year old what he
wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

The Mom looks at the four-year old and asks with a stern voice, "And
what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know ," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be
Cheerios."
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