To whom it may concern in Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this
phenomena was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs
such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs
new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0,
Golf 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
invariably crashes the system.
Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1 or
HouseCleaning 2.6.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all
purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!
Signed, Jane
Dear Jane:
This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0
to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an
ENTERTAINMENT package.
However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its
creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot
purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not
designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause
Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed.
Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.
TECH TIP!
Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is
not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the
operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting
5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled. I hope these notes have helped.
Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech
Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you
will learn to fully enjoy this product!
Signed, Tech Support |
