ADULT CONTENT
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years
in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity
to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted both to go to
the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East
Coast, and> the guy went to a college on the West Coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could
together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home.
When he wrote she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he
e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and e-mails
trying to win back her love.
She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a
new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this:
she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables
and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new
boyfriend,
leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more
so, he was pissed.
So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the
photo the following:
"Dear Mom and Dad, Having a great time at college, please
send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" and mailed the picture
to herparents
(Paybacks a Bitch ain't it!!?!!) |
